Remember me to China

Well, I’ve been back in the States for a week now. China seems like it never happened.

Here are some funny expressions Chinese people use:

• “Remember me to ____.” This is the equivalent of “Say ‘hi’ to ____ for me.”
• “Just a (little) so-so.”
• “En” This means uh-huh. It’s actually a Chinese word, 嗯.
• “A gay,” as in “Did I sound like a gay?” Although, most foreigners and ignoramuses use “gay” as a noun.